9/10ths of the law...

i had a random itch for knowledge.

this time the subject was body language. if i'm not mistaken, it's considered to be the language of attraction. haha, that...is funny-


i read (and watched) a bunch of things about this, the most elusive of issues. it led me to a conclusion: this is a ridiculous language. furthermore, it can be too easily misconstrued. more often than not, it's mastered by manipulative assholes trying to con you out of your possessions, money, panties, etc.

you name it.

i'll let you in on a little quirk of mine. i can't STAND people. more frustrating than that, i can't do anything about the way they act.
if a man could be god...

i am so sick of reading body language to interpret microscopic things that can be said in mere words. i'm also sick of being perceived as some thing or another by smart-dumb motherfuckers that THINK they understand what i mean, what i'm like, and so on and so on and so the fuck on...

guess what, you fucking scientist? YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE!!


what is so hard about verbal communication?

i'd be bill gates rich if i had a dollar for every time some twat told me i was "too nice". i'm supposed to be nice you...nitwit, it's called proper child rearing! if your mother wasn't soooo busy teaching you how to home in on douche bags because their "body language" tells you he's a mysterious sex god of some sort, you wouldn't have been a raging head-case by the time i met you.

thanks mom!

a buddy of mine told me once that i didn't have enough "i don't give a fuck" in me. he was right. but he didn't tell me it was so easy to come by. it's a little costly though, at least it was for me. all you have to do...is get hurt by someone that you reeeeally like and/or love. it might take a couple tries, but once you get some, boy is it fun!


i have a little, but i'm in the market for more though. why? i'll tell you why.

because i'm sick and tired of the whole "does she like me? does she not? is she still interested? what did it mean when she said/did this? did it mean anything? should i kiss her? should i call her today? did i say the right thing there? is she seeing other people? is she being honest with me? is she..."

blah, blah and blah.


this is bullshit. it's bullshit because it's all relative. it's living based on perception not fact. body language through the eyes of a optimist or pessimist. an arrogant person, a guy/girl with low self esteem, a fucking spaniard, whatever. it's body "language" through the eyes of a flawed source. how can it be trusted so easily? know what? i've got an idea...and call me crazy but i think it might be interesting to at least try-


ladies: how 'bout...you stop deciding whether or not you wanna screw a guy...in 30 seconds? too crazy? i thought so.

fellas: how about...not letting that ONE bad experience with that hood rat/first love (but mostly hood rat) you had, destroy your perception of all females?

in fact, ladies, you try that one too-


the "language" is not easily mastered, but it is often misunderstood and misappropriated. perception can sometimes be your worst enemy. of course, YOU are the only master of your perception. get it? you're your own worst enemy? ugh...smart-dumb people.



how about i give you some food for thought? look into it if you feel SO inclined. ladies, do you know why most of the men who womanize do it?

no?

here it is, although you're probably too busy fantasizing/fucking a womanizer to realize this: he womanizes because he has no self-esteem.

and i'm met with suspicious eyes and deafening silence...

never the less, a sign of superiority among men is women. the more you have, the more you must have going for you. thus if he (insert name of weak minded man you pine away for day and night that, surprise! doesn't want you) can "conquer" a lot of you, he'll always be able to mask the bigger issue that he's afraid to deal with, by focusing on the girl he's going to bang later.

aren't you glad your mom taught you (through her own relationship choices, smart-dumb ass) how to pick 'em?

say it with me: THANKS MOM!!



but hey, who am i? nothing more than your neighborhood nice guy, right?




custamato~